In attempt to discourage my snacking on all things naughty in my house, I stashed some leftover gummi bears and snack Heath Bars in my freezer. Unfortunately, this strategy was not a successful deterrent: As it turns out, frozen gummi bears are surprisingly compelling (particularly in this damnable heat). I probably need not bother describing the scrumptiousness of a frozen Heath Bar.
Stupid delicious snacks. I need to think of a sneakier tactic with which to trick myself.