Cold meat lights no fire” and other wisdom

I stum­bled upon a bril­liant blog: sur­re­al­ist and oth­er beau­ti­ful games, a col­lec­tion of bizarre and deli­cious­ly absurd memes. I just par­tic­i­pat­ed in its “proverb for today”: a game in which you come up with a new proverb. Mine: “No one nev­er wept with mud in their eye”.

(Read­ing these trig­gered my mem­o­ry of the of the fol­low­ing “clas­sic blun­ders” and made me gig­gle (who­ev­er guess­es where this quote comes from gets a cook­ie): “…‘Nev­er get involved in a land war in Asia’, but only slight­ly less well known is this: ‘Nev­er go in against a Sicil­ian, when death is on the line!‘”)

11 thoughts on “Cold meat lights no fire” and other wisdom”

  1. you guessed wrong!” “Is this anoth­er kiss­ing story?!”
    “you keep using that word.I don’t thin it mean what you thin it means.”
    Princess bride of course.

  2. What kin­da cook­ie are we talk­ing about? That’s a long way to go from Ida­ho just for an Oreo.It at least has to be a Dou­ble stuff dipped in white chocolate! 😉

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